Damn apple store doesn’t have microsim adapters? I’ll find one when I’m out, I always find what I’m looking for.

Is there another name for them or something? Spoke to some girl on the phone, sounded like she’s blonde, said I needed a genius appointment (she high?!) Checked with another employee, straight out said they don’t have them.

O2 had a pile of them behind the desk and was giving them for free last time I checked.
I bet they’ve got them in still, or my name is Ben Miller…

…and it isn’t!